Innovation manufactures (in the U.S., no less) a multi-tool it calls the Trucker’s Friend. It’s a curved-blade hand ax, a little over 19 inches long, with notches and grippers and pryers and lifters and a hammer head. It’s billed for use in search-and-rescue, on campouts and hikes, for firefighters and construction crews. It’s useful for pulling on tire chains, chopping brush or firewood, prying out nails.
But also zombies.